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You Know Your Breath May Be A Tad Funky When...

You know your breath may be a tad funky when.... You eat a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs for dinner along with several slices of garlic

YO THERE QUIPPING QUEEN!

Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. YO THERE QUIPPING QUEEN! Or, who is that entourage of questionable quirky characters anyway?

WWJV" — whom would Jesus vote for?

My favorite novel, as a young person, was In His Steps, written by Charles Sheldon. The premise of this novel is simple. A group of people in the chur

How To Write Classified Ads That Make Money

If written correctly, classified ads can be a very effective way to make money and build your business. That's the key, they have to be writt

Women Own Weddings!

This week we’re going to cover the subject of weddings from the man’s point of view.... That’s right, this week we’re gonna cover weddings fro

Why It Pays to Out More Humor in the Workplace

1. Humor reduces stress levels and stress is the number one problem confronting employees today. 2. Laughter boosts morale while stress erodes

Why Is There "Egg" On My Hamburger?

Have you ever had egg and red beet root on your hamburger? I haven't... in fact, when I pulled the top of the bun off my burger at "Hungry Ja

How to Drive Promote any Product

Armed with an business idea, the basic questions must be asked. “Is there a market for my product or (service), and can it support me? Finding

Who You Calling a Hick?

Who You Calling A Hick? By David Leonhardt For the last time, I live in the country, not in the sticks. And I am relaxed, not a hick.

Who Will I Choose?

I'm still feeling light-headed about my dream last night. I cannot believe it. After waiting for a peaceful sleep for the past couple of weeks and

WHERE DO POLITICIANS COME FROM AND CAN THEY BE RETURNED?

I had a dream the other night. Dream nothing, it was a nightmare, if you must know the truth. Normally I don't put too much stock in dreams — or — nig

Use A Mentor To Get Your Online Riches!

Question: Do you know what a mentor is? According to the dictionary, a mentor is "a wise and trusted counselor or teacher." The key wo

What's With The Automated Checkouts?

It’s 5:30 Friday evening. I’ve just put in a full 8 hours at work, commuted for another hour, the home frig is all but empty and I still have to make

What's So Real About Reality TV?

What's So Real About Reality TV? But some are "personal growth" shows By David Leonhardt Those people who defend the intrusive presence

WHAT'S IN A NAME? -- Odd Places in America

Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2004. All rights reserved. WHAT DO 'DEAD HORSE' AND 'DEVIL'S BACKBONE' HAVE IN COMMON? -- A Misguided Guide to

What Whine Goes With Cooked Goose?

Some who know me suggest I might be a wee bit absentminded at times. I prefer to think of it as simply being actively engaged in processing th

How to Jumpstart your Next Writing Session.

I have always enjoyed writing. Sometimes it's a problem for me to just sit down and write something. There are days when I choose "procr

Complementary Relational Linking and How It Could Save Your

The concept of linking is that sites with common interests should link to drive more traffic to each other's businesses and to increase their "

What If You Were Under A Spell And Didn't Even Know It?

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Google's Wonderland: Trouble In Paradise?

The fairy tale existance of Google is starting to experience shockwaves. So, what's the source of these shockwaves? Click fraud. As my readers

How to Market your Home Business on a shoestring budget

There are a number ways you can go about marketing your website, many of which are quite inexpensive. Effectively marketing your Home website

WELCOME TO WITCHVILLE

Copyright by Victoria Elizabeth 2004. All rights reserved. WELCOME TO WITCHVILLE (Home of Scream Cuisine & Other Stuff) Living in Vi

Weather Woman

Sometimes you just get lucky. I ran out of gas in Paiper Machet, Louisiana, on my way to a convention for freelance bumper sticker writers. My

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant

Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarter

Want to blow up a city? Try Ebay.

Want to buy a missile launcher? This decomissioned Soviet FROG Missile Launch

Waiting For The Cut

After "Waiting For Godot." Two men, STEVE and HAROLD, both in their early twenties, and with long hair styles, are standing outside a small ha

To Brand or Not to Brand - That is NOT the Question.

Think you can’t afford to pay attention to branding? That it’s only for the rich and largest? Think again. No matter what size company you are – you r

VICTORIA TO HOST 1ST ANNUAL "FEAST OF FOOLS"

Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2005. For Immediate Release - March 9, 2005 VICTORIA TO HOST FIRST ANNUAL "FEAST OF FOOLS"! VICTORI

TWITS, TWERPS & TWIZZLE STICKS

Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2005. TWITS, TWERPS & TWIZZLE STICKS -- Or, there's more to being dumb than you think! -- North A

Turkeys: both men and bird and a Peanutbutter power bar

It was a glorious spring morning (5:35AM) as Brian and I set forth into the Berkshires to hunt the ever elusive and weary Wild Turkey. We had our sla

Trust - A poetic investigation, not hampered by commitee sta

Trust. We are here to listen, To every word you say, We will surely then glisten, What the mood is in this way, So many start to ch

Truck Stop Christmas

This is a true story. It was told to me by a guy I met on a Riverboat. That’s how I know it’s true; who could doubt the veracity of a River Rat? He di

Tranni D’Electric and why men are such pleasant pigs!

My daddy always said that men are great with a shovel. My mammy always said that women are great at emotional issues. I say that men are pleasant p

SIX Trade Show Marketing Mistakes and How to Avoid Them

Six Trade Show Marketing Mistakes and How to Avoid Them. Trade Show Marketing has changed a lot in the past few years. As they say, there i

Develop An Online Marketing Strategy To Maximise All Of Your

Developing an online marketing strategy is essential before you do any marketing or promotion of your business. Without a strategy it's like s

THINGS YOU WON'T FIND ON MARS

PUBLISHING GUIDELINES: You may freely reprint this article in a print or online magazine, e-zine, or newsletter provided that you leave the byline int

THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM A DUCK

Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM A DUCK -- Or, what doesn’t have web feet, feathers and can’t even quack?

THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT

PUBLISHING GUIDELINES: You may freely reprint this article in a print or online magazine, e-zine, or newsletter provided that you leave the byline in

Things Not to Do in McDonalds

Yes,I know I write a lot of things about McDonalds on my site,but when you work there it's hard to not complain about one thing or the other.Now

Thick Mick's Curriculum Vitae.

When I was born, I nearly died! The vet said that I was too thick for the average pelvis, whatever that is. My schoolteacher (bless her)

Thick Mick Quotations!

"When I was a boy, SAWDUST was the remains of the saw itself" "Spare the rod and have a spare rod, as well as more energy". "We didn't

THE WILDCAT'S BEGINNING

The Wildcat's Beginning In the beginning when all things were nice There were no wildcats, there were no mice And then one day the old man ca

Broadband - Will it Affect Your Online Marketing Future?

To all editors, this is NOT part of the article, please remove before posting. You'll notice I've included some hyperlinks within the a

The Ultimate sting

The Ultimate Sting Looking for Harvey Weinstein Brassy, ballsy and full of energy. A totem of two women’s struggle to do something wo

THE TWISTED-TONGUE TOURNAMENT

Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 THE TWISTED-TONGUE TOURNAMENT -- Or, Calling All Weird-Word Whizbangers! --

The Toilet Seat

Very early on in life I gained a healthy respect for an extremely simple yet ‘sofa’ comfortable piece of plastic mould, a feature that is found in mo

The Texas Trail

The Texas Trail A few weeks ago I received an email from my ISP company. For those who don't know what that is, it's a company wh

The Story of My Dog and Why You Should Care

The Story of My Dog and Why You Should Care It all began when I was 11 years old. That day, my mom was taking us (the kids) to Arnold's Hey and

The Silly Essay

I thought it would be fun to set down some of the random, silly thoughts I’ve been pondering over the last several weeks. In this time of geopolit

The Ride of his Life

THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE It was a chilly, crisp morning at the racetrack. The sun was just beginning to come up over the mountains in the distance
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